say it ain't so..

i've recently been charged on several accounts. here is a listing of the charges.

- wearing carter's pajama pants. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- wearing carter's t-shirt. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- being a major creep. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- making delicious cookies. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- having greasy hair. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- smelling like sausages. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- smelling like baby puke. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- smelling like old people. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- smelling like old people sausage puke. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- being amazing at flight control. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- knowing too much about carter. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- having small ears. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- having small hands. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- having a small mouth. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- having tiny legs. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- having no butt. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- having furry legs. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]
- not eating enough vitamin C or calcium. [the jury finds the defendant guilty.]


i guess this means i'm guilty on all accounts.