so today, i was at mcdonald's in walmart with M and T, and we were just minding our business, hanging out, eating some burgers, when i overheard a conversation.
guy 1 - ...yeah, high school was the worst 4 years of my life.
girl - where did you go to high school?
guy 1 - oh, over east. i'm from ontario.
[it's safe to gather that guy 1 and girl didn't know each other. guy 2 and girl did though.]
girl - oh, lucky! big schools, right? i went to a little tiny school. like 200 kids. worst experience ever.
guy 2 - i love my high school! green and gold, baby!
guy 1 - are you gay?
girl - [hahahahahaha]
guy 2 - no! i just love being a ram!
guy 1 - [rolls eyes] why did you hate high school?
girl - because it's so cliquey. if you don't belong in a clique you're an outcast. i didn't even fit in with the outcasts!
guy 1 - why's that?
girl - i was the goth/emo/freaky chick that no one liked.
guy 2 - you're still like that.
guy 1 - oh. my high school wasn't like that. but it was pretty preppy. i don't think there were any goth kids there at all. oh! except there was actually one.
girl - see? she was an outcast, huh?
guy 1 - [phone ringing]. hello? oh hey babe! oh. yeah. yeah. yeah. uh huh. okay. yeah. walmart. yep. no problem. alright. bye.
girl - who was that?
guy 1 - my girlfriend. she needs me to pick up diapers. ugh. fatherly duties, i guess. it's not even my kid!
girl - what?
guy 1 - well, i do have a kid. she's 4. my girlfriend has a 1 year old too.
girl - how old are you?
guy 1 - 21.
girl - that's crazy.
guy 1 - yeah i guess so. but check this girl out behind you! she's gotta be what? 18? and she has 2 kids. and that older one is probably 5!
girl - eww.. some people.
me - uh, excuse me. these actually aren't my kids.
guy 2 - suuuuure.
guy 1 - yeah, that's what they all say.
girl - [hahahaha]
T - NICOLE! MADI STOLE MY FOOD!
me - madi, give your sister her food.
M - nicole. i did not steal her food.
guy 1 - [whispering] i bet she trained them to not call her mom, as to avoid any awkward confrontation.
some people these days!